I inherited from my mom a love for twisted, not-so-serious, belly-aching cards. I can spend hours in the card section at Target or SaveMart hunting for the perfect, silly birthday wish or thigh-slappin' friendship poem. None of that sissy, mushy stuff for me. I can't help it -- it's in my genes. I dedicate this poem to all of my friends, including my sisters, Rachel and Jessica.
When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- First, I'll take a picture and then I'll pick you up and dust you off.
This is my oath --I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' Because you are my FRIEND!